May 2013
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Nal: son
Nal: let me make u a pancake
Nal: flips a pancake in the air like a chef
Nal: it keeps going
Nal: all the way to your house
Me: it crashes through my ceiling
Me: sorry i cant eat this it has asbestos in it now
Nal: oh i'm sorry about the asbestos pancake I was aiming for chocolate chip
Me: i know nal
Me: i remember
Nal: well now you double remember
Nal: congratulations, welcome to advanced remembering
Nal: /throws confetti : D
Me: this is some ol' bullshit
Me: i didnt pay for this class
Nal: CLASS MANDITORY.
Nal: NEED 4 GRADUATION
Nal: graduation of the learn
Nal: memory is important aspect
Nal: need for succeed
beingpansexualisokay:
shotadreams:
mage-of-katnep:
rainbowsfireworks:
confusedtree:
ollivander:
lampghost:
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
vriskeh:
behold my robes
break up lines: I don’t ship us
we’re my notp
we’re no longer canon
we’re canoff
we’re cannot
we can still be a brotp
this ship is sinking
it was just a social experiment
[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep... →
literaryreference:
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But…
teejaypinetree:
dearloserchris:
teejaypinetree:
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
You have earned my respect.
Anonymous asked: caw caw [crow flies over and steals your hotdog] caw caw [crow flies away]
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
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